Emily and Ashley FiferJenkins
Lost Fuss Ball, But FussBall wasn't lost
Fussball used his magical powers for his own designs. Fussball transferred his energy through the mystical sorcerer Greenhead, who was a construction of Fussball's own imagination. Greenhead used Fussballs energy to cast a spell on Emily and Ashley FiferJenkins. To do this Greenhead would need…
Sweeny…
And her dog roper…
Together they could cart away Greenheads issues
Which included a disabling procrastination syndrome known as Finx
Finx felt very insecure about his mental capabilities as a bird-Fox. His friends would throw graduation hats and diplomas at him and laugh.
After playing tic tac toe with his friend Bird…
These equations popped in Finx's head
Finx suddenly has aspirations to move to Oxford for school
Where he met Professor Muscle Knocks
Who had just finished laying out a scheme for an alternative higher energy proton collider
But Prof. Muscle Knocks actually got his first PhD in industrial wheat processing
Where he met Jane Smith
Who could suddenly smell Fussball's inappropriate use of high-energy mystical power. Jane cast a spell on Fussball before Greenhead could put a spell on
Emily and Ashley FiferJenkins, who instantly spotted Fussball's new colors. They ran inside in fear of him.
Where they quickly became distracted by monopoly.
Fussball suddenly felt lonely up in the tree and it caused all red headed children to weep blue tears
This sadness caused a fireball to head toward Jane Smith's home planet Zorrolox.
Reeling from the loss of her home planet Jane Smith retired from her day Job, and started hanging out with Professor Muscle Knocks and his new mentee Finx.
The end.
